Come As You Will Be party featuring Lena Maude’s Mysterious Mud Bar, nearly green amateur incendiaries, swimming, dancing, pleasing interpersonal communion and SO MUCH MORE. With the apocalypse just around the corner, it’s important to make the vital connections with your tribal group now! The path to integration with our lovely planet is intoxicating and luxurious, come see what the dominant culture forbids. Better than the Phish tour, guaranteed! Meet Rosie, the new ALM support ship and ticket to Cuba! Learn super powers and expand your belief system to encompass the entire cosmos!

Friday June 29, 2012 at 8 pm until the last quanta of lifetron gently settles. Bring blankets, sleeping bags, tents, etc. Dishes to pass are encouraged. No sobbing maudlin behavior or blacking out forbidden unless spiked with comic relief. Contraceptives available in limited quantities, fun fully stocked.

Artist house, north shore of Crystal Lake, 5 miles from 31 and 2 miles from 22.